Amusing Performance Evaluations

“Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom…..and has started to dig.”

“His men would follow him anywhere…but only out of morbid curiosity.”

“This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”

“She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”

“He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.”

“Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”

“This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”